Santa is My Homeboy
I’m leveraging Santa for Christmas, and it’s working. Santa is my Homeboy.
I’ve been using the power of Santa Claus for a few weeks now, and things are looking good.
He keeps me from raising my voice. He keeps my kids on their best behavior. His spectre over the day-to-day insanity that is part and parcel of raising many kids is one that modifies the craziness, if only for a short period of time.
“He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.” It is this mantra that evokes perhaps just a wee bit less whining, a touch more compliance and general good behavior during the holiday season. Santa’s a joy not only for kids, but for their parents as well.
Santa, I toast you.
The fact that it is, for once, not mom and dad who are the final arbiters of whether or not a certain boy or girl has been good or bad, is a relief. It takes a load off, really. It really doesn’t matter if I agree or not that my kids’ behaviors are unacceptable, it’s Santa, after all, who is watching and taking notes. Actually, he’s making a list and checking it twice, to be precise.
For maximum effectiveness, the use of Santa and his omnipresence is good for the window directly following Halloween until December 25th though the mention of Santa reaches it’s peak efficacy between December 10th and 24th – the final two weeks before the big day. During this time, I enjoy the increased attentiveness, dearth of meltdowns and general calm that precedes Christmas day. Okay, perhaps not calm, but less craziness, that’s for sure. Even the littlest ones understand that Santa sees all, knows all and hears all, and aggregates such information in a final spreadsheet to determine who is and is not on the “good” or “bad” list. Funny how the young kids learn so early that this jolly man in a red velvet suit delivers present to children around the world – children who have been good, and who have been listening to their parents.
Other parenting tactics aside, the introduction of the all-knowing, all-seeing man in the bright red suit casts a whole new level of compliance that is savoured for that brief period leading up to Christmas. As it only comes once a year, it’s definitely something to be savoured. Like Beaujolais.
Though there is some sarcasm that may be detected in this post, Santa Claus’ presence is truly evoked on a regular basis around here, for the sake of my sanity. Mother of the year I’m not. What on earth will I do on December 26th?
Do you “evoke” Santa Claus in the weeks leading up to December 25th? Why or why not?
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