I steal from my kids.
I also lie to them about how wonderful it is that they made a poo in the toilet. It’s all part and parcel of being a parent.
Like anything, there has to be a return on one’s investment. I’ve invested four times, and am in the trenches with three of them as we speak. For that reason, I’m getting mine.
You can too.
Head on over to the Huffington Post and read my latest article on the perks of parenting.
WARNING: Thievery, lying and all-around subterfuge awaits.